huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute, via dammit-jim-im-a-dreamer)

""Can I watch?" jokes are one of the main reasons I find it difficult to form bonds or friendships with heterosexual men. Far too many otherwise decent guys think it’s okay to throw around "You’re cool, because lesbians are hot" or "Wow, your girlfriend? Can I watch? lol" as just general playful banter in an attempt to get a lesbian to like them on a friend level, or to "compliment" her, because HEY, even if men have zero bearing on our romantic lives we still must crave the reminder that they find us sexually desirable.
I can’t be around any person who looks at me and sees my identity as something on a drop-down menu of a porn website. Get yourself to hell, get over lesbians, there is literally nothing here for you."

dusky felidae  (via afterellen)

(via ravingredhead)

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

(Source: animationstations, via greatashpectations)

umfag:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

SO CUTE OMG

umfag:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

SO CUTE OMG

(via ravingredhead)

gaytectives:

john watson may not be gay

but john watson sure as shit is not straight

(via ravingredhead)

I hate being an ambivert it’s really inconvenient because my introvert friends don’t get why I’m so outgoing and my extrovert friends don’t get why I’m so “antisocial” it’s sucky

Tags: ambiversion

"Work until your idols become your rivals."

unknown (via r-eg)

This is the best motivation quote I ever read

(via gonewiththe-fucking-wind)

(Source: buildingawholenewworld, via dammit-jim-im-a-dreamer)